Jamaican man driving his new BMW stops 4 air. A truck crashes into his door sending it flying. When the police arrive the Jamaican tells them “Star, di man jus rip di door off mi new bimma!” The cop replies “U jamaican’s r so materialistic, u’re so worried about ur car door u didn’t even realize ur hand was ripped off as well.” The Jamaican looks at his amputated hand n screams BLOODCLAAT!! Mi Rolex gaan!=D Posted with WordPress for BlackBerry.
